What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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