his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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