i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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