You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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