New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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