he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
