No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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