Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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