It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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