So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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