btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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