Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
The air taste purple.
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