I can't watch pbs sober anymore
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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