How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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