google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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