I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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