I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Randomize
