i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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