Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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