I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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