He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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