just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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