i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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