I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You can't just leave with hair like that
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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