well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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