The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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