help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
im holly from the hills drunk
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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