The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so let's talk penis.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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