the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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