Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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