Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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