Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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