As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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