I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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