after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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