Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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