lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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