We got so high we made milksteak
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
