So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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