i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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