remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
