I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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