Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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