He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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