I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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