I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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