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direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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