he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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