You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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