Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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