check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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