Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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