I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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