Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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