i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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