i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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