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escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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