the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Too much gin, very little bucket
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
