break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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