I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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